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Your dog.
Spa royalty.
Bathroom art.

Custom portraits of your pup living their best spa life. Weird? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely. Perfect for your bathroom? Obviously.

Be first to order when we launch. No spam, just pampering.

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You're on the list!

We'll let you know when it's time to pamper your pup.

Golden Retriever spa portrait with cucumber eyes and towel wrap
Fluffy dog spa portrait relaxing with cucumber treatment
Pampered pup spa portrait in luxurious robe

Why People Love It

Bathroom art that actually sparks joy

"My guests literally cannot stop laughing when they see my chihuahua in a towel turban above the toilet. Best purchase ever."

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Sarah M.
Chihuahua mom

"I got one for my sister and she ugly-cried. Her golden retriever looks so peaceful with those cucumbers. 10/10 gift."

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Mike T.
Gift-giving genius

"Finally, art that matches my bathroom's energy: chaotic, slightly unhinged, and deeply committed to self-care."

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Jen R.
Pug enthusiast

How It Works

Three steps to spa-dog glory

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Upload a photo

Send us your favorite pic of your pup. Any angle works—we're not picky.

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We work our magic

Our artists transform your dog into a cucumber-eyed, robe-wearing icon.

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Hang & enjoy

Receive your framed portrait, ready to confuse and delight your guests.

Ready to pamper your pup?

Join the waitlist for early access + launch day pricing.